ZOMG…Tell Perez!

Today we got to process the rental application for Anna Nicole Smith’s baby’s father’s sister. Yea, that’s pretty much been as exciting as things have gotten.

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

Me: (humming “Smooth Criminal”)
Coworker: Ugh! Could you stop humming that stupid Alien Ant Farm song?
Me: You do realize "Smooth Criminal" is by Michael Jackson?
Coworker: Well, umm…uhhh…
Me: Alien Ant Farm only covered the song.
Coworker: Yea, uh…I knew that. It’s just…It’s just that that was the more recent and it’s the version that gets stuck in my head.
Me: Un-huh…
Coworker: Could you just stop humming it?
Me: Yea, sure. (starts humming “Beat It”)

Frozen H2O and a little C2H4

I’ve seen my fair share of ridiculous and just downright stupid names, but never a mother-daughter team before. Mom’s name is Icy; daughter’s is Ethaline (an accepted alternate spelling for the Ethylene). Hey, some people name their children after biblical figures, others after chemical compounds. However, judging from the felony counts of welfare fraud on Icy’s record, I’m guessing she doesn’t know her daughter shares a name with the simplest alkene…If she even knows what an alkene is.