Frozen H2O and a little C2H4

I’ve seen my fair share of ridiculous and just downright stupid names, but never a mother-daughter team before. Mom’s name is Icy; daughter’s is Ethaline (an accepted alternate spelling for the Ethylene). Hey, some people name their children after biblical figures, others after chemical compounds. However, judging from the felony counts of welfare fraud on Icy’s record, I’m guessing she doesn’t know her daughter shares a name with the simplest alkene…If she even knows what an alkene is.