Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Mama say...

I swear on Poseidon’s trident that leasing agents are specifically hired because of the fact they’re rude as hell and total fucking idiots. Take, for example, the following phone conversation:

Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Leasing Agent: Joo can tell my why joo say Jose Hernandez not working? Because he is!
Me: I didn’t say that, his former manger said he was terminated 4 months ago when I called her to verify his employment.
Leasing Agent: Well…Joo wrong. His mom tell me he still working there!
Me: We’re not interested in what his mom says, only what his supervisor says.
Leasing Agent: *Tssss* His mom not going to lie. Joo donno wachu talking about! Joo need to call up again and…(long pause)…Aye! Joo know what? I got wrong applicant.
*click*

Bitch

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