Back in action

Missed a solid week of work thanks to the flu, but today alone was able to make up for a weeks worth of goofy ass names that I might have missed. Before the clock had even stuck 9:30, I’d gotten to process:

Linda Bonebreak
Sharona Idlebird
and
Themistocles Anaya

I’m kind of wondering what profession your ancestors had to be in to get a surname like “bonebreak”…

“I’m sorry, the number you have dialed is disconnected or no longer in service…”

We’re not allowed to take employment or rental verifications from anyone over a cellular phone because you can never be 100% sure that the person is who the say they are. Anyhow, about one out of every three cells we call, this, or a similar variation there of, occurs:

Idiot: Yea? Hello?
Me: I’m sorry, is this a cell phone?
Idiot: What?
Me: A cell phone? Is this a cell?
Idiot: Huh?
Me: AM I CALLING A CELLULAR PHONE?
Idiot: You’re calling to speak with Cellular Phone?
Me: *click*

Yes, you jackass, I’m calling to you on your cell phone to speak with someone named ‘Cellular Phone’. How can there be people who are so stupid?